Reasons why the positive pregnancy test had mouthing”oh my god” in the bathroom mirror:
1) It took me more than four years to conceive my eight-month old, and that was with the help of magic Clomid pills.
2) I’ve only had one period since I conceived Isaiah (8+9=17 months of no period!).
3) I weigh 5 pounds less now than I did before I first conceived. Which is 5 pounds less than I weighed in high school. Which is pretty awesome
4) Oh my god!